Worst. Person. Ever.: A Novel

By Douglas Coupland

Raymond Gunt loves to examine himself as a stunning respectable guy—he believes in aiding his fellow guy and all that different great things. convinced, he could be foulmouthed, sometimes misogynistic, and simply in most cases rub humans the inaccurate way—through no fault of his personal! So with all of the optimistic power he’s growing, it’s a bit complicated to think about the hot downward spiral his existence has taken….

An unemployed B-unit cameraman, Gunt accepts his ex-wife’s provide to shoot a Survivor-style fact express on an imprecise island within the Pacific. by some means, Gunt suffers a number of comas and unjust imprisonment, and is pressured to reenact the “Angry Dance” from the motion picture Billy Elliott, between different tribulations and humiliations. may possibly the universe be attempting to inform him anything?

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A Ben Siegel Reptiles shop rep stated the prize python, worthy $850, will visit Archbold’s heirs. forty four Given the fuss concerned about attending to this wretched island from London, I’d mostly forgotten that there has been a television express all of us needed to yank out of our collective arse. After riding in a wheezing golfing cart via a woodland of Venus flytraps, we arrived at a barren patch of land on which rested a dozen picnic tables painted in vivid clownish shades. Seated at them have been twenty those who all regarded, to Fi’s credits, hugely fuckable. “My hat is going off to you, Fiona. this can be a really … stress-free solid you’ve assembled. on the final second, no much less. Bravo. ” At that immediate, a brunette with a unmarried rubber band round her breasts and one other one bisecting her crotch zone vomited onto the white airborne dirt and dust in the back of her. A pigeon-like flock of Pringle-sized winged bugs descended at the puddle, whereas Scott, Sarah’s creation assistant, shouted via a bullhorn, “Shovel! Shovel! Shovel of airborne dirt and dust to desk seven! quick. The malicious program wagon simply arrived! ” An acne-faced pleb ran to shovel grit over the puke. Fiona, Eli, Tony and that i chanced on a vantage aspect on a few small shaded bleachers outdoors of a predetermined sequence of tested digicam angles. whereas a PA passed us lemonades, I requested Tony and Eli while their shift began. “We’re on sunset-to-dawn starting the next day to come. sign up for us? i will placed your identify at the roster. ” “Please do. ” “Oh glance! ” stated Tony, pointing to a jumbo plastic vitamin Pepsi bottle packed with millipedes being emptied into tiki-style bowls. “The video games are approximately to start! ” Sigh. occasionally lifestyles is sweet. Entomophagy is the intake of bugs as nutrients through people. Human insect consuming is usual in cultures in lots of components of the area; over 1000 bugs are identified to be eaten in 80 percentage of the world’s international locations. Insect consuming is uncommon within the constructed global. A bowl filled with millipedes, so long as they’re now not really writhing, is a no longer untasty-looking sight, whatever like a move among Kellogg’s Coco Pops cereal and a highly spiced Indonesian bami goreng. In my enthusiasm, I known as out, “Garnish them with a spray of parsley! ” and used to be roundly admonished to shush up: not anyone desired to pay attention my voice on tape. I blushed for my lapse in specialist criteria. I suggest i actually blushed: what the hell used to be I considering, breaking the fourth wall? Christ. My mother’s voice from early early life sprang to brain: For fuck sake, Raymond, doing random shit such as you do is why you’re by no means going to be allowed to have fancy issues on your existence. Now nip right down to the chip store and swipe me a few fags. If Mr. Bradbury catches you, simply blow him. He’s no longer choosy. simply make certain i am getting my Rothmans on the finish of it. Don’t stand there like your arse is stuffed with bowling balls, boy. stream it! Ahhh … necessary adolescence thoughts. You’d imagine i'll simply sit down there for a number of hours and watch a few wildly appealing semi-naked humans devour millipedes, yet no—and why? simply because from in the back of the bleachers, in a wail no sound technician on the earth might ever scrub from a valid song, I heard my mom heading my manner.

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