Werewolf Smackdown: A Novel (Felix Gomez Series)

By Mario Acevedo

“[Acevedo] is a truly disturbed man—and I suggest that during absolutely the best feel of the term.”
—Tim Dorsey, writer of Nuclear Jellyfish


Felix Gomez, Latino vampire detective extraordinaire, tackles a lovely werewolf cabal in Werewolf Smackdown, the 5th installment in Mario Acevedo’s satirical supernatural sequence. The author’s splendidly twisted mix of comedy, horror, and detective noir—expertly flourished in such books as The Nymphos of Rocky Flat and Jailbait Zombie—places him within the august corporation of Eric “Anonymous Rex” Garcia and Christopher “Bloodsucking Fiends” Moore, whereas incomes him raves from coast to coast. The Baltimore solar calls Acevedo’s novels, “decidedly strong, unclean, unwholesome fun,” whereas writer and fan J.A. Konrath calls them, “a tender blend of Anne Rice and Michael Connelly, with a beneficiant component to Dave Barry.”

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Ahead of we proceed our celebration,” the emcee shouted, “we produce other company to take care of. ” Dan pulled me to my ft. countless numbers of werewolves became their snouts in my path. the loads of werewolves within the circle. bankruptcy sixty nine The werewolf emcee glared into the group from her spot at the fringe of the platform. “Tonight, we needs to administer extra justice. ” The note justice introduced a strain that squeezed my head like a couple of torturer’s tongs. The strain relented whilst werewolves dragged a lady throughout the circle towards the bonfire. It wasn’t but my flip to endure this macabre justice. the place used to be Angela? used to be she operating a scheme to avoid wasting me? One werewolf yanked the woman’s hair and pulled her head again to ensure that Calhoun, the emcee, and the council to spot her. She wore a white chef’s coat, now dirty and frayed. She used to be the blonde who had attempted to assassinate me on the gown ball. Calhoun had stated he might look after her. What have been they going to do? Tear her to items? Feed her to the mob? This used to be now not justice—it used to be barbaric theater. I chewed on the bit. I flexed my palms to work out if the cable round my wrists had slackened. For all my huffing and straining, I remained as tightly sure as earlier than. The emcee beckoned and the werewolves introduced the prisoner shut. Her face was once as white as her coat. Her eyes blinked in an unrelenting spasm of worry. The emcee requested, “Are you Pamela Abedon? ” the girl stated not anything. A werewolf shook her hair. “Answer. ” She sobbed and acknowledged, “Yes. ” The emcee requested, “Were you a servant of Eric Bourbon? ” Silence. one other shaking of her hair. one other “Yes. ” “Did you no longer collude with him to begin a werewolf conflict? ” the girl whimpered and grew limp within the grip of her captors. “Yes. ” Calhoun stood, took a deep breath, and shouted, “I’ve interrogated Pamela Abedon. The accused has confessed all her transgressions. ” Werewolves howled in acknowledgment. Others growled in protest. He shouted back, “Had she violated the good mystery, her sentence would’ve been demise. ” “Death, death,” chanted the werewolves. The temper became black with the expectancy of unleashed bloodlust. The emcee raised her paw. all people went quiet. Calhoun shouted, “Even even though Abedon colluded with the vampire Julius Paxton…” Werewolves hissed and whispered “vampire,” love it was once a disgusting factor to claim. “…she acted as a depended on assistant to the overdue Eric Bourbon. She acted out of loyalty to him. As a human, she broke no Lycanthrope legislations. i locate her in charge of not anything. ” not anything? I squirmed opposed to my restraints. “Nothing,” I muttered to myself. “She attempted to kill me,” however the phrases slobbered over the bit in my mouth. “Based on her unswerving provider and willingness to serve her selected extended family, I supply her the Turning. ” Calhoun motioned together with his prosthetic to Sean. He stood and nodded. “As the newly selected alpha of the Palmetto extended family, I agree. ” No point out that the previous alpha have been the past due Eric Bourbon, whose severed head now baked like a potato within the bonfire. Calhoun lower back to his chair.

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