New York journal announces, "Twitter is the new internet corporation correct now...the subsequent vast Thing;" the hot York occasions calls it "one of the fastest-growing phenomena at the Internet;" Time journal claims "Twitter is on its option to changing into the following killer app;" and Newsweek notes that "Suddenly, it kind of feels as if all of the world′s a-twitter."
seeing that its construction in March 2006, Twitter has unleashed a torrent of self-expression from its six million participants world wide, who ship and skim every one others′ "tweets," messages as much as a hundred and forty characters in size. buddies use the location to make plans; relations use it to stick attached; politicians use it to foyer for votes; and humorists use it to ideal their craft. in reality, Twitter clients have reinvented the vintage medium of the witticism in a website the place somebody could be a Dorothy Parker or an Oscar Wilde.
Twitter Wit is the 1st compilation of Twitter aphorisms, with submissions starting from quotidian vignettes like "I guess in Sweden the Ikea directions are in English" to bumper sticker-type quips like "I imagine the chicken of affection is the dove. My husband thinks it′s the swallow," and individuals starting from celebrities like Shaquille O′Neal, Jimmy Fallon, Penn Jillette, John Cleese, and Steven Fry to general individuals with formerly unappreciated sharp tongues. that includes a foreword through Twitter co-founder Biz Stone, this approved anthology of the thousand such a lot so much smart and noteworthy "tweets" relates the range of human adventure in hilarious bite-sized pieces.
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