Men Are Stupid . . . And They Like Big Boobs: A Woman's Guide to Beauty Through Plastic Surgery

By Joan Rivers, Valerie Frankel

Red-carpet style laureate, comedian icon, and outspoken star Joan Rivers is uniquely certified to discuss plastic surgery—because she's one of many few celebrities unafraid to confess to the area what she's “had performed” to maintain taking a look so nice. Now, during this no-holds-barred e-book, she provides girls straight-talking recommendation on greater residing via taking a look better.

Joan Rivers' abiding existence philosophy is easy: within the appearance-centric society of the twenty-first century, good looks is key—especially the place males are involved. males like beautiful girls. And so, getting anything lifted, tightened, adjusted, or got rid of is as basic as donning make-up or utilizing hair conditioner; it really is develop into whatever we do to make ourselves glance larger. Now, for any lady contemplating her suggestions, Joan Rivers takes the secret out of plastic surgery with a realistic evaluate, aided and educated by means of the country's best plastic surgeons, of virtually each beauty method legally played in the US this day. She takes readers step by step via those complete methods, from fi nding the ideal medical professional to the bruising fact approximately restoration and the evidence approximately beauty surgery's very actual risks.

But do not worry—there's dish, too. packed with Rivers' own anecdotes approximately lifestyles less than the knife, Men Are Stupid...And they prefer giant Boobs can also be rife with Hollywood gossip approximately who is performed what and the way usually. half comedian musing, half bitch-fest, and half hands-on suggestion, it is a bracingly humorous, wildly frank, and surely passionate argument for a woman's correct to do no matter what it takes to be attractive, to think larger approximately herself, and so much of all to feel free -- not just with who she is, yet who she desires to be. through the publication, Joan Rivers is true there, guiding and inspiring with out apologies, no excuses, and completely no disgrace. Take it from the girl who enjoys having it all—done.

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Perhaps you’ve already tried—and been dissatisfied by—all the potions and creams, yet aren’t relatively prepared but for a surgical intervention. high quality. nice. You’ve acquired a number of no-cut the way to choose between. they're: Fillers. nice for the decrease lid baggage. Your health care professional or dermatologist will inject Restylane or Juvéderm—hyaluronic acid fillers—to plump up the road less than the bag. the fundamental thought is, if you happen to fill the valley, the mountain disappears. the complete process will take under an hour, expense below $1,000, and final six to 8 months. Radiothermoplasty. A newish therapy choice for dermis resurfacing, radiothermoplasty—also often called ThermaLift®, Thermage®, or ThermaCool®—uses high-frequency radio waves to warmth up the collagen deep contained in the pores and skin layer of your epidermis, whereas even as cooling the outside dermis, or pores and skin. The heated pores and skin contracts and tightens, and spurs the expansion of recent collagen for added snap. The cooled dermis doesn’t burn, swap pigment, or peel (although you will likely have transitority redness). the implications? You’ll need to wait as much as six months to determine them, regrettably, simply because new collagen, unfortunately, doesn’t develop in a single day. as soon as the swelling is going down in per week, although, you’ll see your advantageous strains have disappeared, and your deeper crow’s ft will enhance day-by-day. You’ll benefit from the effects for as much as years. price is excessive, approximately $1,000 to $5,000 according to remedy. now not an excessive amount of below surgical procedure. Laser resurfacing. a pleasant concept for simply the attention sector, yet humans do get their complete face, neck, stomach, chin, resurfaced with a laser, both a carbon-dioxide, Erbium: YAG, or a blend of the 2. Your physician will make a decision which laser in his holster might paintings top in your eye zone. First, he’ll numb the world after which wave the laser wand over the wrinkled and dishevelled epidermis. you may desire quite a few speedy pulses or a number of longer hits, looking on the of the outside. The laser will ruin the pinnacle layers of dermis. that might peel away and divulge the undamaged, unwrinkled layers less than. It’s like starting off your middle-aged masks, to bare the younger good looks beneath. besides a brand new floor, the deep dermis layers, due to the laser’s warmth, will collagen up, including firmness through the years. You’ll certainly have discomfort and swelling. The therapy quarter could be purple and crusty for the higher a part of weeks. it might probably remain a bit pink for months. yet as soon as the useless dermis peels away, and your colour returns to its common hue, you’ll be clean and glowing—for as much as years. caution! This ain’t affordable. for just one therapy, it’s round $2,500. chances are you'll want a few remedies. I don’t just like the lengthy restoration time. additionally, in basic terms fair-skinned humans can do it. If you’re medium or darkish, the laser can cause hyperpigmentation, or make your dermis darker in spots. brow Lifts when you have baggy top lids in addition to a thick cavewoman brow, it's possible you'll do even greater than blepharoplasty by way of getting a forehead carry, wherein your brow is pulled again and sutured in the back of the hairline. It lifts your lids and brow, and removes the pesky traces among your eyebrows, the vertical crinkles round the brows, and the horizontal brow gouges.

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