All My Friends Are Dead

By Avery Monsen, Jory John

If you are a dinosaur, your entire buddies are useless. if you are a pirate, all your acquaintances have scurvy. in case you are a tree, your entire pals are finish tables. each one web page of this laugh-out-loud illustrated humor booklet showcases the drawback of being every thing from a clown to a cassette tape to a zombie. lovely and darkish unexpectedly, this hilarious kid's ebook for adults teaches useful classes approximately existence whereas exploring every one sketch character's special complaint and wide-eyed hindrance. From the sock whose purely associates have long gone lacking to the houseplant whose pals are being slowly killed by way of irresponsible plant proprietors (like you), All My associates Are Dead provides a pleasant primer for guffawing on the inevitable.

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All my neighbors are puddles. All my pals are Kentucky fried. your entire acquaintances are scrumptious. Please cease purchasing my acquaintances while you are simply going to slowly kill them. All my acquaintances are fans. the place are we going? (None of my buddies will communicate to me. ) All my buddies might be lifeless inside 24 hours. This task makes me believe so alive. hiya. occasionally i think by myself. a few days are hard and long. but if i glance out into the area, i'm struck through the very unlikely great thing about all of it. these billions of brilliant injuries that led us to the place we're this present day, that led us to paper planes and nautilus shells and the tiny, crooked smiles of youngsters. while i feel approximately all of the small perfections of the realm, i've got religion that my time will come. i've got religion that sometime, a hot gentle will flood over me and that i will locate peace. I’m nonetheless no longer your buddy. Acknowledgments Many because of each person at Chronicle Books, particularly Steve Mockus, Emilie Sandoz, Erin Thacker, and Suzanne LaGasa. And our pals and households: Mac Barnett, SV Bliss, Zak Fishman, Emily Heller, Deborah John, James Keary, Clare McNulty, invoice Monsen, Risa Monsen, Gail Rubin, Monica Schaefer, Patrick Shaffner, Ben Sinclair, Jennifer Traig, and Lawrence Wilson. concerning the Authors Avery Monsen is an actor, artist, and author. Jory john is a author, editor, and journalist. they're the co-authors of Pirate’s Log: A guide for Aspiring Swashbucklers. they're associates. And nor is lifeless. but. For extra unhappy and humorous issues, stopover at http://www. nomorefriends. web. textual content copyright © 2010 through Avery Monsen and Jory John. Illustrations copyright © 2010 by means of Avery Monsen. All rights reserved. No a part of this ebook might be reproduced in any shape with out written permission from the writer. Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication facts is on the market. ISBN: 978-0-8118-7455-7 Designed by means of Avery Monsen Chronicle Books LLC 680 moment highway San Francisco, CA 94107 http://www. chroniclebooks. com Dangit.

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